ejaculot:

when you think you have a substitute but your normal teacher turns up

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taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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